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Old 04-29-2009, 07:35 AM
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Quoth Boggles View Post
I think he genuinely didn't realise I wasn't working.
Heh - one of the perils of working such long hours. Been there myself.


Old 04-29-2009, 11:09 AM
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I am not surprised one bit, people think they own CS workers.
No longer a flight atttendant!

Old 07-08-2009, 04:26 PM
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I can honestly say I've never wanted bodily harm unto a sucky customer. Until I read this.

Old 07-10-2009, 12:23 AM
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That is all.....

I don't get paid enough to kiss your a**! -Groezig 5/31/08
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Old 07-10-2009, 01:02 AM
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That just boggles my mind.

Old 07-10-2009, 04:44 AM
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You can't be fucking serious??!!!

*checks url* Customerssuck.com....oh right...

That's one of the reasons why I avoid customers when I go grocery shopping and other errands. Yes I'm wearing some pretty short shorts...am I on the clock? No? Okay then fuck off

Old 07-10-2009, 05:46 PM
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I would love to hear a complaint like that when I'm leaving the dojo. Yes, the tax office has a dress code.
I'm trying to see things from your point of view, but I can't get my head that far up my keister!

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Old 07-11-2009, 02:51 AM
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Quoth Shamus View Post
Why hasn't anybody designs a cranium-anus extraction kit yet? It seems that so many people suffer from a improperly-stored head.
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Old 07-12-2009, 10:14 PM
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They have. It's called a "crowbar," and can be picked up easily and cheaply at your local hardware store
Just walk into an ace hardware look for the game nerd and ask for 'Gordon Freeman starter kit'
Crono: sounds like the machine update became a clusterf*ck..
pedersen: No. A clusterf*ck involves at least one pleasurable thing (the orgasm at the end).

Old 07-13-2009, 02:46 AM
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Quoth Boggles View Post
I think he genuinely didn't realise I wasn't working.
See, here's the problem I have. If he thought you were working, I could kinda see his complaint. Now, once you made it clear that you had been off the clock, a normal person who might have been making such a complaint would probably, at the least, realize their mistake and withdraw the complaint or, at the most, realize they were an idiot, blush profusely, express their utter embarrassment, apologize sincerely, and then leave quickly, bursting into flames once they hit the streetlight of reality.

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