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    Oh... Delta... how I love thee... not.

    there's always at least one
    Ok, so, how the distressed passengers work in Salt Lake is, your flight gets canceled and either Delta offers to pay for your room or they give you GK's number.
    If Delta is paying for it, they hand you a voucher with the hotel name on it, and they tell you that they have made a reservation on your behalf and a shuttle is on its way. They tell you that you don't have to call the hotel, it has all been worked out. Theoretically in this exchange, the only call I should ever receive is from the Delta representative at the airport calling to tell me "we have X passengers waiting and gave out X vouchers from the rooms we reserved from you guys, please send a shuttle for that many people"
    So why is it that every single night we still get at least one person who calls in "hi, Delta just gave me a voucher, I need to arrange transportation"... gah... did you not pay attention to the lady at the desk who told you it was already taken care of... can you please bugger off my phone so I can get back to helping people who actually need help
    kthanxbye

    momma's boy
    With a title like that, you know this is going to be ugly.
    So, Mr. 208... this guy is a special case of suck.
    He never requested a wake up call, I know this for a fact, I checked him in, and asked whether or not he needed a wake-up call, and he said no, he'd just use the alarm clock. I remember him in particular because he wanted to pay a cash deposit for just enough for a movie.
    Fast forward to 6AM, his friend checks out, asks me to connect him to the room 208... no answer... I know he stayed on the line long enough though for it to register on the voice mail (the switchboard printer printed a line for voice mail left)
    Friend then proceeds to call back every 10 minutes asking to be connected to the room... half of those times the call goes to voice mail (remember, our switchboard records every time a message is left or retrieved, as well as when wake up calls are programmed and answered)
    Come 6:45, the guy is scheduled for a shuttle, doesn't show, the driver goes to knock on the door, no answer, I tell the shuttle driver to do his run and check on the room when he gets back.
    Now, this is where mommy get's involved. At 7am she calls concerned that her son didn't call to tell her that he had checked in yet.
    I tell her that we have been calling his room since 6am and had tried knocking and I had every intention of having the shuttle driver check on him as soon as he got back from the airport (which would be about 5 minutes from when she called). She tells us to be sure to do that (thank you... that completely takes us off the hook for any invasion of privacy complaints because a relative has instructed us to go into the room due to what we assume is a legit concern).
    So, shuttle driver gets back, he goes, overrides the lock on the guys door. He reported that the alarm clock was going off, all the lights were on, the TV was on (that much I knew actually, because I was checking lodgenet on his room to make sure the billing was right since he had mentioned he wanted to order a movie). He shook the kid (and I use the term loosely, I'd place him to be 18-20) awake, told him that he had missed his shuttle, that his family had called concerned, was he OK. The kid told the driver that he was fine, just really tired, he'd be down in a minute.
    Of course, the shuttle driver, not being his nanny, left the room to let him get ready. What do you know, kid falls back asleep. Mother calls back, asks if he's OK, I tell her yes, he just slept through his alarm (and about a dozen by now wake calls), the shuttle driver woke him up, he should be getting ready on be on his way (we were even going to make an extra run to the airport for him). She asks me to connect her to his room, I transfer her... about a minute later I hear the printer going... the shit has hit the fan.
    Mother calls again, he's not answering his phone, can you please have the shuttle driver check on him again. Shuttle driver goes up... and to give the kid credit, this time the shuttle driver found him on top of the sheets, still in nothing but his boxers though, passed out sound asleep (of course the perv in me kind of wishes that I had been the one that had been sent up to his room yeah, I'm terrible). This time the shuttle driver wakes him up and this time does play nanny and quite literally helped him get dressed. Walked him down to the desk... by this point the kid is awake enough to know that "shit, I'm late for my flight"
    What is his first question he asks me, "why the hell didn't you guys give me my wake up call"
    I was tired of dealing with this shit for the last hour and a half (my replacement had already come in just after 7, but I stayed to make sure Mr. 208 got taken care of since I knew what was going on and the morning shift girl didn't)
    so, I gave it to him (politely of course)- "sir, I remember quite clearly last night you saying you didn't need a wake-up call, you'd just use the alarm clock, as it happens, we have been calling your room since about 6am, if you would like, I can show you the report that has calls every 10 minutes going to your voice mail, at 6:45 the shuttle driver knocked on your door, at just after 7 he went in to make sure you were OK and shook you awake, and then had to go back at about 7:15 to wake you up again, we have done much more than is required of us in this situation, now, the shuttle driver will be happy to take you to the airport and hopefully you won't miss your flight" (because I never want to deal with you again)
    His response, was priceless- "if I miss my flight because of this, you'll be hearing from my mother"
    yes, 18-20 years old and he threatened me with a call from his mother...
    And I'm sure mom would like to know the detail about the fact that part of the reason you were so tired was because you were watching a porno at 2:30 in the morning... oh yes... we can look up what movies it is you watched... so please, do have her call us

    I am starting to hate people from my home state
    So, this lovely gent checked in tonight.
    SC- what's open still (it was 1am)
    Me- there isn't anything within walking distance open right now, but Big Daddy's Pizza is still open and will deliver.
    SC- what the fuck, there's only one place open.
    Me- only one place open that will deliver, yes sir.
    SC- how many people live in Salt Lake.
    Me- approximately 1.2 million in Salt Lake.
    SC- then how the fuck is it that there is 24 hour restaurants near every hotel in Reno with only a quarter of that many people? This would never stand back home.
    Me- there actually are quite a few places open 24 hours a day, most of them are in downtown or midvalley, and a few in the residential areas... the airport is kind of out in the middle of nowhere though.
    SC- still, with 1.2 million people you'd think there'd be more delivery places open 24 hours.
    Me- once again, there are, just not that deliver this far out.
    SC- when Delta strands passengers in Reno they send them to the Atlantis (oh bullshit, Delta is NOT sending people to a resort), they've got 24 hour restaurants on site, how can you not have anything open out here.
    Me- Sir, that is not a fair comparison... first, the Atlantis is in an area that would warrant extended hours of service whether or not a hotel was there with all the people who live in that area, right off of Virginia Ave with all the traffic there, and that aside, the entirety of the Airport hotels on the east side of the Airport have about 100 less rooms than the Atlantis does on its own. A more fair comparison would be to the Best Western at the Reno Tahoe International Airport, they have no restaurant on site, and the closest 24 hour restaurant is the Dennys on Plumb across from Wooster High School, and trust me, you don't want to be making that walk, any more than you want to make the walk to the Dennys at North Temple and Redwood. And Reno's airport is right in the center of the city rather than outside it. So, please sir, take the menu for Big Daddy's and stop trying to lecture me on how the city should be, even though I am the person with the least control over it.
    SC- oh, you must have lived at Reno in one point (gee, what gave that away asshole...) what brought you to this hell hole of a city... you aren't one of those fucking Mormons are you? Who else would actually chose to live like this.
    Me- get the hell out of my lobby, why I chose to move here is none of your business, and for the record, no I'm not.

    God, he got to me for some reason.
    And, for those who aren't a product of Nevada's now bankrupt education system, it's pretty obvious why someone who isn't Mormon would want to move from Nevada to Utah. 1/3 the unemployment, cost of living that is considerably lower than in Nevada, an educational system that isn't completely bankrupt that charges much less tuition, a university system that has international renown, a transportation system that isn't so painfully overloaded that rush hour lasts damn near 24 hours a day, an airport that isn't being run out of a fucking tent, and while I'm at it, let's mention the fact that other than stuff not having extended hours there is a lot more one can do here than in Reno. Kythanxgetthehellout.
    If you wish to find meaning, listen to the music not the song

  • #2
    I had a regular guest at the Wingate in Wyoming who would always ask why I left California for Wyoming. I sure regretted ever letting him know that I wasn't a native!

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    • #3
      Quoth SorryIsGoodEnough View Post
      I had a regular guest at the Wingate in Wyoming who would always ask why I left California for Wyoming.
      So... why did you move from California to Wyoming
      (i know, none of my business if you don't want to tell me)
      If you wish to find meaning, listen to the music not the song

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      • #4
        A better question is: Why would anyone voluntarily live in California?

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        • #5
          The climate. Although it does get hotter than I like it in the summer (I can't afford to live on the coast itself) it's overall cool enough for me.
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          • #6
            Quoth MercenaryMuffin View Post
            Why would anyone voluntarily live in California?

            The local produce. Nuff said.
            Carpe Jugulum : Go for the throat.

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            • #7
              Pfft, once California falls into the ocean, Las Vegas will be beach-front property. Then I'll be rich.

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              • #8
                Quoth MercenaryMuffin View Post
                Pfft, once California falls into the ocean, Las Vegas will be beach-front property. Then I'll be rich.
                I hate to be the one to break it to you... but the fault line isn't that far east
                If you wish to find meaning, listen to the music not the song

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                • #9
                  IT WILL BE ONCE I'M DONE WITH IT.

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                  • #10
                    Reasons to live in California:

                    Climate: Damn near perfect.

                    Plants: As long as you don't have many allergies, all the blooming plants. My favorites are the jacaranda trees. Clouds of purple flowers, all over the Southland--GORGEOUS.

                    Culture: Since moving out here I've learned to love Indian, Ethiopian, and Thai food, as well as Mongolian BBQ. The farmer's market near my house has booths for home-made Mexican, Asian, and Greek foods. Our favorite gathering place is the local British-style pub. One of my favorite cafes has a hookah bar, and the opera is a 30 minute drive, with $10 seats.

                    Landscape: My friends and I have found numerous parks within 30 minutes of our houses, as well as a lovely wildlife sanctuary. The rolling hills are lovely even in a drought, and the beach is only 30 minutes away.
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                    • #11
                      Quoth smileyeagle1021 View Post
                      ...let's mention the fact that other than stuff not having extended hours there is a lot more one can do here than in Reno.
                      Except, of course, drink. As I found out in my short stay there.

                      Yes, one can drink in SLC. But as one SLC bartender put it to me, "You can't really be a lazy drunk here."

                      I would guess that it is quite easy to be a lazy drunk in a place like Reno. Though, of course, I could be wrong. I kind of picture Reno as a mini-Vegas kinda place.

                      All that being said, dude was an ass. You don't control what is and what is not open, what does and what does not deliver, or the location of the airport and its surrounding environs.

                      "The Customer Is Always Right...But The Bartender Decides Who Is
                      Still A Customer."

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                      • #12
                        Yeah yeah yeah, last guy was an ass. But I'm still in shock that a twenty-something told SE: "I'm telling my mommy on you!"

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                        • #13
                          I would personally give my left tit to be able to live in California!
                          I wasnt put on this earth to make you feel like a man ~ Mary Bertone

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                          • #14
                            SC- when Delta strands passengers in Reno they send them to the Atlantis (oh bullshit, Delta is NOT sending people to a resort), they've got 24 hour restaurants on site, how can you not have anything open out here.
                            It's true, we don't. ;p

                            No airline is going to put you up at a resort. You might get a fancier hotel, but you're only getting a small discount than. But no resorts.

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                            • #15
                              Quoth Jester View Post
                              Except, of course, drink. As I found out in my short stay there.
                              well, two things... one, according to his ID he hadn't turned 21 yet, so it's a moot point
                              and two, for those of us who don't drink that much, it's still a moot point

                              Quoth sms001 View Post
                              Yeah yeah yeah, last guy was an ass. But I'm still in shock that a twenty-something told SE: "I'm telling my mommy on you!"
                              like I said in another thread... I wouldn't be halfway surprised if Pepperelf ended up getting a call from a sucky customer who's son was stranded in Salt Lake (again) because he missed his flight.
                              Which update, I talked to morning shift
                              He did miss his flight
                              I know this because after missing his flight he realized he never got the change from the porno he ordered and called back to demand that the shuttle driver bring it to the airport while he was waiting for Delta to "fix their problem" (notice it's now Delta's problem somehow )

                              and thanks for the support GK
                              I'm willing to believe this asshat believes that Delta sends people to any hotel with a hotel shuttle and that is the only reason that a hotel would have a shuttle... of course a 1500 room resort wouldn't want a shuttle as a way of, you know, a service to their paying guests
                              If you wish to find meaning, listen to the music not the song

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