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So, after a harrowing day of dumping my sister at her Horseback Riding Camp and then driving 50 miles the other way to get my oil changed, I went to Wal-Mart. So I'm standing in the express line, waiting to fill up my Gift/Gas card, and then I look at the purchases of the old asian lady in front of me. She had only two items, so at first I thought "Phew, this should be quick". Then I see that one of the items is a large bottle of KY Jelly. The other is (you guessed it from the title) a Pineapple. A nice fat one with the leaves still attached and sines on every inch.
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But the best part?
She used a $2 coupon on the KY.
So, after a harrowing day of dumping my sister at her Horseback Riding Camp and then driving 50 miles the other way to get my oil changed, I went to Wal-Mart. So I'm standing in the express line, waiting to fill up my Gift/Gas card, and then I look at the purchases of the old asian lady in front of me. She had only two items, so at first I thought "Phew, this should be quick". Then I see that one of the items is a large bottle of KY Jelly. The other is (you guessed it from the title) a Pineapple. A nice fat one with the leaves still attached and sines on every inch.
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But the best part?
She used a $2 coupon on the KY.
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