Butt bongo fiesta
So against my better judgment, I ventured into the local Wally World Supercenter to buy some replacement windshield wiper blades and some Rain-X.
The local Wally World Supercenter is being remodeled at the moment. I imagine when it's done the place will look slightly less ugly, but for now it's even more of a disorganized, dirty mess than it always was, if that's even possible.
So I'm in there wandering around aimlessly looking for the automotive supplies, and there's an army of workers setting of shelving and stocking items. I noticed one male employee slap a female employee on the ass over...something. They both sorta giggled. I guess this is the kind of thing I can only see happening there.
Also, as I was checking out, I wound up behind an older guy who was making a bunch of cracks about "I get my 15% discount for being a senior citizen, har har!" and "all these Chinese and Japanese machines are so good at taking your money." I couldn't decide if he was joking harmlessly or being a cockdumpling until the cashier told me he came into the store frequently and always joked with him.
Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.
May your shit come to life and kiss you on the face-- Frank Zappa