Cashier said it first!
Not a sucky customer, but couldn't find a better place to put it...
I was checking out at the grocery store yesterday when my sixer of hoppy deliciousness wouldn't scan. The cashier, a very young guy, tried a couple more times, looked at me and smiled, and said "I guess it's free."
I laughed and said "I know you hear that all the time and I wouldn't dream of saying it to you."
He smiled again and said "I DO hear it a lot."
Life's too short to drink cheap beer