i am a horrid horrid person!

[Sliceanddice]

I am one of the words clumsiest person i've said it more than once but Bellas got nothing on me my stomach is cover in three healed scar from burns, mostly cooking related and the other day i burned my upper left thigh and left side of my stomach. i made my self some food a sandwich and some mash potatoes and gravy (nutriences i know but i was starving and hadn't eaten in like 20 hours) i balance my sandwich on top of my bowl and place it on top of a towel before i sit down in my seat (small place too many people no dinning table) and right when i eaze my self in to my seat i feel scolding hot hot hot in my lap scream jump up and see gravy on my lap and my potato bowl (standing up perfectly in the seat by the way) in my seat. it feel over in the one second my hand wasn't on it.

i cleaned my .... owwie.... apply ice and it blisters rapidly and i know right away its a second degree burn. its in such awkward place i cant bandage it well and two pieces of the burn ripped off skin from trying to sleep with it and pants.
I hate PANTS!

so anyways why im horrid.

my dog doesn't understand mommies leg is hurt.
ive howled in pain and move her to my other side of the lap to an armrest of complete off me more than once. she basically got it that mommy doesn't want her baby on her left side.

i was watching a stupid tv show (Move it or something like that) and my dog move to my lap when she realized there was a dog that looked like her (black pug) on tv being naughty.
she decides at commercial that she wants to be on the ottoman not my lap.

now as a side note, my dog is the less graceful dog on earth ive seen her fall off the couch standing still because she doesn't understand that paper is slippery when you stand on. so she slips falls trying to climb on something all the time. she also doesn't understand that she cant fly and get to the ottoman in a single bound.
so she moves over to my left side gets on the arm and trys to move to jump on the ottoman.
i see what she doing and move my arm over to move her over to the ottoman. the moment my arm is in place her foot slips and land directly on top the more open and having trouble scabbing over part of my burn with all of her weight.
I scream and flail.

now people who know the story of my wrist know i have violent reactions in certain events.

my arm shoots up and i toss my dog off me and over the armrest on accident form just the force of my flail.
she lands ina pile of towels gets caught in a lose thread and i think she hurt a paw but she ran away and hide behind my mom.

i feel horriable.

i didnt do it on purpose. I know she didn't do it on purpose. i think she knows im sorry because i snuggled her right away.

i just feel horrid because well i threw my dog! yes it was like a foot but i threw her!!

im a bad bad person

[BookstoreEscapee]

Aww, poor babies (both of you). Don't worry, she'll forgive you. Dogs are like that.

[gremcint]

The stairs in my house have a pathway on both sides.

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The middle is the stairs and everything else is a hall (at least we call it a hall).
My sister's cat loves to run across and jump across the stairs. Me and my sister were chatting while I was standing about halfway up the stairs. I lowered my arm at just the same moment the cat was jumping across, the cat ended up jumping into my arm and falling down the stairs. It was perfectly fine and tried to be all nonchalant but I probably freaked the hell out of it.

It was one of the funniest things I've ever seen. Just lower my arm and wham goes the cat.

[Sliceanddice]

ive been trying to impart the need to stop putting items such as books an d papers on the ottoman because the dog loves the ottoman.... alot... 99% of the time i hear my mom bitching because all the papers she where gradding where under the tv because she left them on claires ottoman. not a good idea.