A customer comes in and says she wants to buy a $5 lottery ticket, and she wants $10 in cash. I naturally assume, since she wants cash back, that the card in her hand is a debit card. I print out the ticket, she swipes the card and just stares at the reader. I always wait to see a customer enter their PIN before I authorize the transaction on lotto purchases, for exactly this reason. I explain to the customer that she'll have to enter her PIN, since you can't buy lottery tickets on credit, and you can't get cash back, either. She replies that there is no number. I ask to see the card, and it's a credit card. I now have a new job for the evening: Trying to sell a preprinted $5 lottery ticket before the number is drawn that night.
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Customer comes in to pay for gasoline. "Can I put my credit card through here?"
It would be a good idea, since that's the credit card machine. I can only think of one other place to swipe it, and I'm pretty sure that's not compatible with our registers.
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Kid wants a pack of cigarettes. Of course I ask for ID, and he pulls out a slip of paper that says something like "Temporary Driver Permit." I tell him I can't accept it, because it doesn't have a photo on it. I also point out to him the second line, which reads, "NOT A VALID FORM OF IDENTIFICATION."
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Another night, another kid wanting cigarettes. I ask for ID and he pulls out a copy of a traffic ticket. I tell him we need photo ID. He protests that he gets them here all the time. I ask my co-worker if he recognizes the guy. Negative. Sorry, dude. Well, not that sorry.
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A man comes in to pay for gasoline, and does so. Then, after the transaction is complete...
OM: Did you give me my discount?
Me: I didn't notice a grocery receipt, and you didn't say anything, so I'm sorry, I didn't.
OM: I shouldn't need to do anything, I only spend several hundred dollars a month in your store.
Me: I'm really sorry, but I can't possibly recognize every person who shops here and how much they spend. Here's your receipt from this transaction. You can use it next time.
Really, if you spend hundreds of dollars at the grocery store each month, I've got a couple questions. First, are you running a soup kitchen or something? How much does your family eat, anyway? Second, that much shopping should yield at least a couple receipts. Is it so tough to hang onto one?
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At least once or twice per fuel station shift, I get the dreaded "Insufficient Funds" message when a customer swipes a debit card. Few and far between are the ones who will take out another card or pay with cash. Generally I hear, "I just checked it, and there's money there!" Many of them will go over to the ATM to check their balance, then return and show me the printout. "See? I have enough!" I have to tell them that it doesn't matter what the printout says; if our system won't accept it, it just won't. No, WE are not in the wrong, and we don't owe you anything. You'll have to take it up with your bank. Fortunately, I have not yet had this problem with anyone who had already filled up their tank with gasoline (knock on wood).
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SC: Can I get a carton of Brand Light 100s?
Me: (checks the cig stock) I'm sorry, we only have Brand Light regular.
SC: You don't got any 100s?
Actually, we do, but what kind of business would we be running here if we actually sold you what you wanted? If you hadn't asked again, I would've kept those cigarettes on a shelf in the back room forever, spending my breaks gazing at them and laughing maniacally.
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Customer comes in to pay for gasoline. "Can I put my credit card through here?"
It would be a good idea, since that's the credit card machine. I can only think of one other place to swipe it, and I'm pretty sure that's not compatible with our registers.
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Kid wants a pack of cigarettes. Of course I ask for ID, and he pulls out a slip of paper that says something like "Temporary Driver Permit." I tell him I can't accept it, because it doesn't have a photo on it. I also point out to him the second line, which reads, "NOT A VALID FORM OF IDENTIFICATION."
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Another night, another kid wanting cigarettes. I ask for ID and he pulls out a copy of a traffic ticket. I tell him we need photo ID. He protests that he gets them here all the time. I ask my co-worker if he recognizes the guy. Negative. Sorry, dude. Well, not that sorry.
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A man comes in to pay for gasoline, and does so. Then, after the transaction is complete...
OM: Did you give me my discount?
Me: I didn't notice a grocery receipt, and you didn't say anything, so I'm sorry, I didn't.
OM: I shouldn't need to do anything, I only spend several hundred dollars a month in your store.
Me: I'm really sorry, but I can't possibly recognize every person who shops here and how much they spend. Here's your receipt from this transaction. You can use it next time.
Really, if you spend hundreds of dollars at the grocery store each month, I've got a couple questions. First, are you running a soup kitchen or something? How much does your family eat, anyway? Second, that much shopping should yield at least a couple receipts. Is it so tough to hang onto one?
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At least once or twice per fuel station shift, I get the dreaded "Insufficient Funds" message when a customer swipes a debit card. Few and far between are the ones who will take out another card or pay with cash. Generally I hear, "I just checked it, and there's money there!" Many of them will go over to the ATM to check their balance, then return and show me the printout. "See? I have enough!" I have to tell them that it doesn't matter what the printout says; if our system won't accept it, it just won't. No, WE are not in the wrong, and we don't owe you anything. You'll have to take it up with your bank. Fortunately, I have not yet had this problem with anyone who had already filled up their tank with gasoline (knock on wood).
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SC: Can I get a carton of Brand Light 100s?
Me: (checks the cig stock) I'm sorry, we only have Brand Light regular.
SC: You don't got any 100s?
Actually, we do, but what kind of business would we be running here if we actually sold you what you wanted? If you hadn't asked again, I would've kept those cigarettes on a shelf in the back room forever, spending my breaks gazing at them and laughing maniacally.
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