My son love the Bakugan toys that McDs is putting in their Happy Meals. I'm an indulgent Mom, especially since he's got the flu right now, so when I pulled through the drive-thru today to pick up lunch, I asked them which ones they had available. They had a blue and a black ball-shaped toy available. I think you can see where this is going....
DT1 & DT2 = Drive-thru or Dumb thug, your choice
Me: I'd like to have the black one, please.
DT1: Okay, that'll be $XX.XX.
DT2 (clearly not realizing he's coming through on the drive-thru speaker): Heh-heh-heh. She wants yer black balls, yo.
DT1 (also not realizing he's still coming thru on the speaker): *snickers* Least I ain't got blue balls like you, what.
Me: Oh, one more thing. When I pull around to the first window, I'd like to have a manager waiting there for me, yo?
The deafening silence was precious.
The manager was not at all happy to hear the jokes about the happy meal toys. I wound up leaving with both their black and
their blue balls.