I'm getting off of crystal meth and I need money to move out of my dad's

[depechemodefan]

What is it today with the crystal meth?

Me:
cmg: crystal meth guy

I'm answering phones.

me: hello, this is blah blah library, how can I help you.
cmg: you can kiss my ass!
me: you too *hang up*

I tell my cw who tells me to write an incident report. I have caller id so I have his name.

phone rings again.

cmg: hi, I called a moment ago. I'm sorry, I was talking to someone else. I need to know about how to get money to buy a new home that Obama is giving away?
me: Ok, are you really sorry?
cmg: uh, yeah.
me: I'm curious, who were you talking to?
cmg: I was talking to my father. He's 70, I'm 40, and I'm living with him. I'm tyring to get off of crystal meth and I've been off of it a month. I'm trying to get my own mobile home. If I don't leave here someone is going to get hurt.
me: Ok, I'll be back in a moment.

So I tell this to my cw while I'm looking up info. on home loans from the stimulus package. Cmg hangs up in about 4 min.

[donruss]

Obama is giving away homes now?!? Sign me up! I want one!

[Green_Fairy]

i'll take a a two story four bedroom two and a half bath...big kitchen, walk in closets in all bedrooms. kthxbai!

*le sigh* if it were only that simple...

[NateTheChops]

I'll have a Victorian Mansion surrounded by a beautiful scenic meadow. Preferably with it's own lake and some swans. Oh, and can I get some Koi fish too? That would be neat.

And I'll need four more smaller homes for my servants.

[Andara Bledin]

I'm not that picky. I'll take a single bedroom, 800+ sq ft place, small yard with a modest kitchen on a not-busy street and I'll be golden.

^-.-^

[Aethian]

I found this lovely home that have four bed rooms and two baths...only problem for most? It's a trailer home.

[bainsidhe]

Err, elder abuse? Maybe give a heads up to local authorities (you had his name/number right?). Shouting, talking about crystal meth and a potential threat of future violence towards an old man....scary.

[hinakiba777]

Yeah you probably should have the cops look into possible elder abuse.

I'll have a Victorian Mansion surrounded by a beautiful scenic meadow.

I'm actually building this. Though not right now. As I am in debt and still in school. My mom own 14 acres that she's giving me when I finish school. It's beautiful land. In an apple orchard. Then I will build my house. Though people tell me the banks won't give me the loan, because I'll be more in debt when I finish university than I am now. I'm not a "Good Investment." *sighs*

[depechemodefan]

Err, elder abuse? Maybe give a heads up to local authorities (you had his name/number right?). Shouting, talking about crystal meth and a potential threat of future violence towards an old man....scary.

Yeah you probably should have the cops look into possible elder abuse.

Today I got a call from a guy that sounded like he was in his 40's. There were some problems, though. His phone was breaking up and it was hard to follow what he was saying.

I can't even quote him. Something about "government documents" (a phrase that means to use something deposited to the library from a gov't agency) and....I didn't get the rest, maybe because I was trying to fit what he was saying with my idea of "government documents".


But he did say something about his father's doctor and , "Someone reported me to the authorites about abusing my father. Can I have the number to the agency?"

So I give the number to him. Then I see the caller id, and see it's Meth Guy. He sounded so diff, so much more mature on the phone.

[gremcint]

me: hello, this is blah blah library, how can I help you.
cmg: you can kiss my ass!

Response: MMMMmmmmmmm peanut butter.