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Old 07-14-2006, 11:39 PM
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It was a crappy day all around. It is hot, humid and everyone is in a pissy mood (aka summer). I got off work, got home and hubby wanted pizza and beer (I had a feeling he would want malty treats today). So I called in the pizza and went to the liquor store for some delicious malty treats. As I was purchasing the beer, a SC walked up to the counter "Hey! How much are the $8.99/6 pack beers?" The clerk and I traded WTF looks (um that would be $8.99 plus tax and bottle fee Mr numbnuts) and the guy explained he wanted a single bottle. How hard is it for Gord's sake to simply say "How much is ONE bottle of Beer?"

One is the loneliest number
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Old 07-15-2006, 12:20 AM
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What on earth would you do with ONE bottle of beer? That's not nearly enough....

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Old 07-15-2006, 12:37 AM
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What on earth would you do with ONE bottle of beer? That's not nearly enough....
I agree! Malty treats are best in bunches.

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Old 07-15-2006, 03:27 AM
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I'm enjoying quite a few meself right now...


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Old 07-15-2006, 05:33 AM
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I prefer the hard stuff myself. Smirnoff or Grey Goose vodka.

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Old 07-15-2006, 06:18 AM
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What on earth would you do with ONE bottle of beer? That's not nearly enough....
Maybe if it was a 40oz, however some people are real lightweights when it comes to drinking, I've seen people dead drunk off 1.5 beers (I kid you not) to the point were they are exposing themselves on the street.
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Old 07-15-2006, 07:16 AM
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Maybe they only thought they were drunk? And were acting how they thought they should be?
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