my ears.....they BLEEEEEEED!

[Sarlon]

So yesterday I went to a self imposed double feature of Avatar and sherlock holmes. My friend hadn't seen either of them and I wanted to see both again.

Anywho we sit through both movies, and enjoy them imensely...then as we are leaving, I deciede that nature is calling (finishing 2 large drinks will do that to a person.) and go to the little used bathroom near the side exit of the building.

Except there is a line....and its full of girls that are JUST getting out of New Moon...

Yes I could of gone to another bathroom (the main one near the entrance) or just held it till I got home, but sadly I didn't feel like messing up my friend's car whom was driving...so I had to sit there and listen, and I couldn't even tune them out....behind me, infront of me...hell even those in the bathroom stalls were talking about it!!!!!

[ApolloSZ]

To quote my friend.

"Apparently, being a senile vegetarian vampire who sparkles and has a penchant for school girls is the thing to be this day. Who knew?"

[BookstoreEscapee]

There is a woman at work (not remotely close to her teenage years, either) who has two Twilight calendars in her cube. I think one of them is last year, but currently she has Robert Pattinson and the werewolf kid up (I assume December and January, respectively).

[Ben_Who]

Oddly enough, the men's rooms are rarely full immediately after a Twilight movie ends...

I saw the line stretching across the county for the midnight show of New Moon as I was emerging from some movie or other. NOISY bunch. I would have hated to be in that cinema. I couldn't imagine that lot simmering down and behaving well in a movie en masse.

As I was heading for the door, I turned and shouted, "Robert Pattinson hates Edward Cullen!"

I don't think anyone heard me over the general chatter.

Love, Who?

[LillFilly]

Ehe, I have a thing for Dr. Cullen and Jasper myself... Yum! Edward is just...so...depressing.

[Jester]

I saw the thread title and just naturally assumed that this would be about the Counting Crows.

Twilight....haven't read the books, haven't seen the movies, don't really know much about it, don't really give a flying feral ferret fuck.

But I do have to ask....what is this sparkling thing? Should I even ask, or am I going to regret it?

For my vampire fix, I'll stick to "True Blood" and the sexy Ms. Paquin, thank you very much.

[NightAngel]

Quoth Jester

But I do have to ask....what is this sparkling thing? Should I even ask, or am I going to regret it?

Vampires won't die when they go in the sun- they just sparkle, which kind of gives them away as not being human.

Actually, the sparkly version came with the movie. In the books it was more dramatic- making them look as though they were fiery, glowing godlike beings.

[Severen13]

Edward Cullen--because every girl dreams of having a creepy, sparkly, abusive, stalking pedophile of her very own.

[Red_Dazes]

Quoth Jester

But I do have to ask....what is this sparkling thing? Should I even ask, or am I going to regret it?

Quoth NightAngel

Vampires won't die when they go in the sun- they just sparkle, which kind of gives them away as not being human.

Actually, the sparkly version came with the movie. In the books it was more dramatic- making them look as though they were fiery, glowing godlike beings.

....Yep... pretty much got that one. I actually thought the glowing godlike vampires were okay ((kinda silly when in comparison to real vampire lore... but okay)) Then the movie... had to make them sparkle like little fairies....

*pat pat Jester* Consider yourself one of the lucky few.... I wish now I had never read the books.

[Jack T. Chance]

Quoth Jester

For my vampire fix, I'll stick to "True Blood" and the sexy Ms. Paquin, thank you very much.

I'll second that one!