I was working the front register at the restaurant I work at today. This guy comes up to the counter and asks me what kind of soup we have today.
G: What kind of soups you got today?
M: Chicken Noodle, Hearty Vegetable, and Cream of Cauliflower.
G: I'll have potato bacon.
M: I'm sorry we don't have that today. We only have the three soups I listed.
G: Do I have to pay more for Potato Bacon?
M: *Head counter* I'm sorry we're all out. We only have Chicken Noodle, Hearty Vegetable, and Cream of Cauliflower.
G: Ok I guess I don't want anything.
Apparently he thought we had some secret stash of soup that we only gave to extra special folks.