Job Title

[Spiffy McMoron]

So I'm at the bank today, paying off a few bills (cleared off one credit card! Huzzah! ) when I noticed the official job title of the secretary. What his job entailed was directing customers to the appropriate bank CSR, depending on what they needed--simple transactions, mortgage help, savings advice, etc. However, his official title was "Executive of First Impression".

What's the weirdest/funniest job title you've ever heard of?

[Zoom]

Once when taking a knowledge quiz for the store, I put "KING" under where it said Title. I got all the questions right.

I'm the King!

[Mystic]

Their janitor must be Manager Of Waste Facilities.

Sure, whatever makes you happy and get the job done. If a fancy title helps, then by all means...

[Megg]

"Executive [Director] of First Impression[s]".

That's the title of the head receptionist where my stepdaughter works. I laughed out loud and asked her if it was for real the first time I saw it.

[infinitemonkies]

"Stapler Wrangler"

I actually list this on resumes as part of my duties.
Seems that everywhere I've ever worked, I'm the only person on staff who can fix/unjam/refill a stapler.

[underemployeed]

I hate political correctness and will leave it at that because yeah I really don't see why being called a receptionist would offend some.

BUT this part can be removed if needed but i want to know.
Anyone got a fancy title to finish this sentence "I'm not a prostitute, I'm ......"

[Meganjo23]

Quoth underemployeed

"I'm not a prostitute, I'm ......"

Why, you're a Lady of Negotiable Affections, of course!

[rvdammit]

I like this quote attributed to Winston Churchill:

Churchill: Madam, would you sleep with me for five million pounds?
Socialite: My goodness, Mr. Churchill… Well, I suppose… we would have to discuss terms, of course…
Churchill: Would you sleep with me for five pounds?
Socialite: Mr. Churchill, what kind of woman do you think I am?!
Churchill: Madam, we’ve already established that. Now we are haggling about the price.