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Old 04-07-2010, 10:49 AM
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No, seriously.

The latest episode of NCIS involved a former madam talking to one of her former employees about a phony job she was sending her on. In the phone call, the madam says that the client (or perhaps the job?) is "light KB, possible MOX, half around."

After the call ends, McGee asks the madam what that means. She just gives him a look as if to say, "Figure it out yourself."

I couldn't.

Now, I don't expect that anyone here is a call girl, but this is a pretty varied crowd, and I wouldn't be surprised if someone knows what the hell that stuff means.

So...what the hell does that stuff mean???
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Old 04-07-2010, 11:53 AM
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What is that episode called? I can't remember/don't know if they've showed that one in Australia yet. We've been getting them fast-tracked lately.
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Old 04-07-2010, 12:07 PM
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It's called "Guilty Pleasure," guest starring Dina Meyer as former DC madam Holly Snow. It just aired last night in the U.S.
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Shows like this tend to spout entirely made-up BS, so I wouldn't be surprised if it doesn't mean anything at all. Something tells me prostitutes don't have a standardized short-order cook lingo.

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May also be regional.

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An application of Google-Fu reveals that "KB" is a slang term for potent marijuana.

Anything else I could try to interpret would be pure ass pull, so I won't.

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Shows like this tend to spout entirely made-up BS, so I wouldn't be surprised if it doesn't mean anything at all. Something tells me prostitutes don't have a standardized short-order cook lingo.
Sometimes they do and sometimes they actually use real stuff.

I wouldn't be surprised either way, frankly. If it's crap, fine. If it's not, I just want to know what it is.

And I don't think it is short order cook lingo so much as sex lingo....I have talked to people who are into various alternative sexual lifestyles that do, in fact, use various phrases and/or abbreviations for things. So I am thinking it might be something along those lines, rather than call girl specific shorthand, if that makes sense.

Then again, what do I know?
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You'll have to ask a Madam.
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A Madam? Sure. No problem. Let me just whip out my phone, check out all the madams I have in there....lesse, six boat captains, seven magicians, countless restaurants, a bunch of relatives I don't like, a couple of restaurant owners, even one disgraced former schools superintendant...but no madams. Guess it's not as easy as I expected.
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