I hope this has been enlightening for you

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

Ran into some guy and his wife on my way back to the backroom from break. They said ouch.

But seriously folks,

Guy: Do you have X-acto knives here?

Me: Sorry, no we don't.

Guy's wife: (walking a few steps behind guy) You got any X-Acto knives here?

Me: No, sorry.

Guy's wife: Really?

Me: Nope.

I dunno, folks. Maybe she wasn't paying attention, maybe she needs a hearing aid, maybe she needs a new battery for her hearing aid.

Thank you, come again.