Went to watch a movie with my best mate. (It was Red Door and was quite good actually)
So, we are sitting through the ads and people are talking really loudly, their mobile phone are going off and they are laughing, really loud "look at me" type laughing. ( But we are British, so we don't look
We say, it's an arthouse film, people who talk through movies probably wouldn't be sitting here. WRONG!
The film starts and they keep talking, only a little bit quieter and the phone now starts beeping instead of ringing.
After a while, the people around them get really annoyed and say suff like;
"I wish they would shut up!"
"Why come to the cinema to talk?"
They quieten down a bit, but still keep talking. Someone gets really angy and screams, get the F*** out" Somebody else anounces they are going to get the manager. They get up (forced to miss part of the movie) and as they walk by the Irritating Little People are there, who then start to shout.
"Why the hell are you getting involved?"
"Shut up, go back to your seat and mind your own business"
By this point I am furious so I turn around and start shouting
"Just get out"
and a man says and
"Stop with the phone"
Then someone says
At this point we just stop and collapse into giggles, half the cinema is giggling.
The poor Cinema Attendant walks in, he says
CA Please leave the cinema
CA Please leave the cinema now, you are causing a distubance
ILP No, we paid to get in here
CA I'm sorry if you don't leave i will have to go and call the police
ILP Will we get our money back?
CA I am asking you to leave
ILP We should get our money back
CA You can't get your money back,I asked you to leave.
They get up!
We then start to applaud and most of the people join in.
If only that could happen every time...