More Christmas songs for the rest of us

[blas]

I effing love it.

[XCashier]

Want another?

(to the tune of "Hanukkah, Oh Hanukkah")

Customers oh customers
What can you do about them
We can not live with them
We can't live without them
Tearing up our displays
And trashing our store
Switching out our price tags
And always wanting more
The stinkies, the crankies
The pervs and Snobby Queens
They all come en masse
They're a pain in the ass
But for money, they are our means
And so, hear our pleas
Mind your manners please
'Cause we're not just cogs in machines!

[XCashier]

What happened to the first post in this thread?!