I love this part: "Slytherins are evil (evil), Gryffindors are morons (morons). What the hell is a Hufflepuff? The hell's a Hufflepuff? I hear they're really good finders. It's time to face the truth, the other Houses are lame. We know Ravenclaws are the best."
I would totally want to be in Ravenclaw, I admit it.
-wishes they could hurry up and do the other two-