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So this guy comes up to Noob's register. Noob was a manager at a Taco Bell. She's not DUMB. Thank the lord this is not her first job and she's not absolutely naive about everything. She hates people just as much as I do but she's trying to make a good impression for the Chief. She's a little quiet too and she looks like she could whip out an attitude (I hope she does one of these days.) This guy has a 12oz bag of popcorn and a 10oz bag of chips.
He starts bitching when they don't come up as 2 for 5. Noob turns around and asks me why. I say "Because the sale is on the BIG bags, the 12oz."
Imagine his voice as EW as possible.
SC: NO! It's the 10oz too!
Me: ...er...
SC: It says back there, for Christ's sake, it says it in the small print.
Me: ...*walks back into the aisle*
As I'm in the aisle looking at the signs he's saying to himself (or rather to Noob) things like, "For Christ's sake, it's not that hard to find, to your left, down...DOWN." When I turn around and say I don't see anything saying 10oz he does that look that's like, "I knew you were a retard," and then he stomps over and points at some small print and says in that voice like I'm 5 years old:
SC: What does THAT say?
Me: 2.99 for each single bag. *points at the giant letters right above it* TWELVE OUNCE.
SC: ..........oh.
He starts bitching when they don't come up as 2 for 5. Noob turns around and asks me why. I say "Because the sale is on the BIG bags, the 12oz."
Imagine his voice as EW as possible.
SC: NO! It's the 10oz too!
Me: ...er...
SC: It says back there, for Christ's sake, it says it in the small print.
Me: ...*walks back into the aisle*
As I'm in the aisle looking at the signs he's saying to himself (or rather to Noob) things like, "For Christ's sake, it's not that hard to find, to your left, down...DOWN." When I turn around and say I don't see anything saying 10oz he does that look that's like, "I knew you were a retard," and then he stomps over and points at some small print and says in that voice like I'm 5 years old:
SC: What does THAT say?
Me: 2.99 for each single bag. *points at the giant letters right above it* TWELVE OUNCE.
SC: ..........oh.
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