Gas Station Mayhem
I was driving home from work, and I needed gas. I forgot all about this, until I was past the station my grandpa likes me to go to. I needed to turn left to get to it, but I was in the right lane. So I turned right and another gas station appeared in front of me. I went there, figuring it was quicker, and Grandpa didn't need to know. I parked, got out of the car, and a woman was SMOKING at the pump! I went inside and told a manager. He thought I meant the pump was smoking and raced outside. He spotted the woman smoking, at this point in her car, starting to drive off with the nozzle still in her car. He pounded on the back to get her to stop, then took the nozzle out and put her gas cap back on. He came back into the building, where another customer was shaking his head at the stupidity of the whole thing. Then he thanked me and had a long rant about smoking and his customers and how much it would have cost him if she had driven off with the nozzle. I told him about CS and he said "I don't have to go there! I have it all happening here! I have five hundred people a day, and some are not very smart! I had a woman the other day want me to clear the pump, and I said 'Ma'am, just put the nozzle back, it will get rid of your information.' She started arguing with me! She wanted me to clear all of her information off the pump! Some people!"