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Old 10-06-2011, 05:19 AM
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Well, since no ones knows that last quote, I will post a new one:

An easy one:

Man: What was it we had for dinner?

Woman: Well, we had a choice: steak or fish.

Man: Yes, I remember now I had Lasagna.
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Old 10-06-2011, 12:42 PM
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Airplane!

may be giving this one away...

Demon: What an excellent day for an exorcism.
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Old 10-06-2011, 12:52 PM
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The Exorcist.

My mother - what is the phrase? She isn't quite herself today.

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Old 10-06-2011, 06:34 PM
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Psycho! Love that movie.

"Run for it? Running's not a plan! Running's what you do, once a plan fails!"
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Old 10-06-2011, 07:14 PM
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Tremors

female: Are you challenging me?
male: Name your stakes.
female: If I win, you become my slave.
male: Your SLAVE?
female: You wish! You'll do shitwork, scan, crack copyrights...
male: And if I win?
female: Make it my first-born!
male: Make it our first-date!
female: I don't DO dates. But I don't lose either, so you're on!
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Old 10-06-2011, 08:31 PM
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Hackers

"You played it for her, you can play it for me. ... If she can stand to listen to it, I can. Play it"

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Old 10-06-2011, 09:14 PM
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Quote:
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"What's wrong? i'll give you a hint. Whats round, white, and reminds me of my Birthday?"
Howard the Duck
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Lister: She'll never leave Fred and we know it.

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Old 10-06-2011, 09:15 PM
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"How do you shoot the devil in the back? What if you miss?"
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Old 10-06-2011, 09:15 PM
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"You played it for her, you can play it for me. ... If she can stand to listen to it, I can. Play it"
Casablanca

"It's not hard to knock 'em down, Its getting 'em to stay down thats the trick"
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Lister: She'll never leave Fred and we know it.

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Old 10-06-2011, 10:24 PM
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"It's not hard to knock 'em down, Its getting 'em to stay down thats the trick"
The Transformers: The Movie

"Anybody else want to negotiate?"
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