...which, I really hope not, since I'm a woman, and I find it hysterical.
In the first weeks of Creation, God and Adam are walking in the Garden.
Adam turns to God and says; "Lord, I am so happy here, but I feel like I should have a counterpart, just as all the animals do."
God says; "Yes, you should Adam. Tell you what, I'll make you a Woman."
Adam asks; " Lord, what is a Woman?"
God answers; "Woman will be a wonderful creature who will be your friend, lover and compliment all that is masculine about you with her beautiful femininty. She will raise your children, help you find food, clean whatever dwelling you live in, remain lovely all of her days, and never complain about anything. She will enjoy sex just as much as you, and will have many caring, loving, wonderful things to say about you everyday, so long as you give them to her in return."
Adam says; "Wow! That sounds amazing! But what would a life-partner like THAT cost me, Lord?"
"An arm and a leg." God replies.
Adam thinks for a minute, then says; "Ok, well what can I get for a rib?"
May offend some women...
the variation I've heard of that dictates that it would also cost Adam a testicle an ear 
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