Took *this* long to get a fun one. Now where'd I put my key...
Oh. There it is.
I'm back, folks. The NSFW flag's been getting a little dusty, but I've been holding off for a while because the stories were starting to get more than a little identical as of late, but there's been some odd ones here and there.
For those that don't know me, I'm a former bouncer-cum-tech support agent who just loves dealing with general idiocy on- and off-site. The NSFW flag comes from one simple fact, and if you read through the history of threads I've started and replied to, it becomes pretty obvious after a while. I'm still at the tech support job, though, so while the occasional 'too dumb to push a button' call comes in (occasional, at this point, translates into 'about 90% of the time'), the calls more likely to result in a 'what the motherf--' reactions will get more play here.
Strap in, and keep your hands in the vehicle at all times. Some of the wildlife tends to snap at fingers.
My other car is a Mackinaw.