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Old 01-29-2012, 01:27 AM
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http://www.myfox8.com/news/wghp-stor...,5582179.story

This should be one of the Dumbest Criminal stories: guy gets stuck in duct inside one of our stores and found by opening manager.
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Old 01-29-2012, 04:24 AM
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Wow; burglars are STILL trying to do this!?
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A fellow I worked with, formerly a fireman in the LA area, was luckily off duty the hot summer day his firehouse got an anonymous tip that someone might have been in a home's chimney for most of a week.
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Was he at least carrying 30 pounds of rope?
Charlie Bronson's always got rope....
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Old 02-04-2012, 01:41 AM
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Was he at least carrying 30 pounds of rope?
Charlie Bronson's always got rope....
Don't think so . . . most of our criminals around here ain't that bright.
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A fellow I worked with, formerly a fireman in the LA area, was luckily off duty the hot summer day his firehouse got an anonymous tip that someone might have been in a home's chimney for most of a week.
I think I remember this.....a year or two ago, if my memory serves me correctly... wasn't there a woman, I think she was a doctor or lawyer, tried to climb down the chimney into her boyfriends house and got stuck?
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I think I remember this.....a year or two ago?
This occurence was twenty years ago or so. Attempted burglary, they figure, and his best friend buddy and pal waited until he couldn't sqeal before calling it in.
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Old 02-04-2012, 11:54 PM
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This occurence was twenty years ago or so. Attempted burglary, they figure, and his best friend buddy and pal waited until he couldn't sqeal before calling it in.
Some friend......
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