how in all the divines and daedrics did that get through cencorship?
There's a doll out there somewhere that comes with a flowery top with flower "nipples". If you put the top on and place said doll's mouth against the flower "nipples", said doll starts to breastfeed.
On the note of "Baby takes a shit", I miss the days of a Baby Born doll. You could feed it water, milk or some kind of food, it would actually poop/pee it out afterwards, you could change its nappy and put different clothing on it. The newer ones I think you could play with in the bath.
Nowadays they seem to have five different dolls that each do one of those functions.