Anyone Missing A Bumper?
Thank the Lord in Heaven, it wasn't any of our vehicles!
Last night, and I don't know how none of us heard it, someone (not sure if it's someone who lives here or not) bashed into the snowpile on the side of the edge of the entry-exit into the parking lot...and kept hitting the gas, and their entire front bumper protector and some other plastic thing fell off in this conquest.
Someone is driving around in a really funny looking car right now.
You really need to see a neurologist. - Wagegoth