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Old 04-18-2012, 05:24 AM
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Default O.o.....robot brothels....

http://www.news.com.au/technology/sc...-1226331531700


The prediction that by the year 2050, there will be robots prostitutes.

My only question is: "1 $300 hooker-bot, or 300 $1 hooker-bots"
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Old 04-18-2012, 06:26 AM
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Meh, if they design robots that want sex, then we're going to need brothels for them.

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Old 04-18-2012, 12:06 PM
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The prediction that by the year 2050, there will be robot prostitutes.
#5 robot will need one for his Robot Blues.
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Old 04-18-2012, 12:59 PM
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Woah. Did anyone else have a hard time remembering that they were NOT reading an except from Tanith Lee's The Silver Metal Lover? Holy CRAP. Talk about life imitating art.

Um...so....


can I pre-order Silver?




What?

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Old 04-18-2012, 02:22 PM
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And if you spend too much time in robot brothels, you get sent to robot hell.
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Old 04-18-2012, 03:37 PM
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Welcome to the First Church of Appliantology....

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Old 04-18-2012, 04:51 PM
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They said clients would pay $9500 for an "all-inclusive service", featuring lap dances and intercourse from "a range of sexual gods and goddesses of different ethnicities, body shapes, ages, languages and sexual features".
At that price, not too many human clients. Perhaps if that was the purchase price of a sexbot, some humans would buy one as it would be cheaper than marrying and getting a human wife that needs more than a routine clean and lube at a garage. Shades of Cherry2000
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Old 04-18-2012, 06:06 PM
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See? This is why unemployment is so high! Replacing everything with robots! And quality will suffer! Sure, I can get a trick from a robot and it'll get the "job" done, but where's the human touch?
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Best part of the ENTIRE article was the fact they used pics of the Fembots. That made my day.
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Old 04-18-2012, 06:45 PM
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Only got around to seeing that two months back. Slightly better love story than ...

Sorry, too easy.

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