It's a bus, not the Bog of Eternal Stench!!!

[dalesys]

Except I doubt Lupos lucck would run in quite that direction, she'd most likely encounter someone who is definately not suited to such tight pants.

Randy Newman's "Davy, The Fat Boy" in sparkly spandex?

[Talon]

That's disgusting. I'd suggest Kill it with Fire, but I shudder to think of the explosive reaction.

"The smell was not the worst part, it was the BURNING IN MY EYES! I think my buttons are melting! ARGH!!"

[Moosenogger]

I can imagine what you went through. I had a co-worker with colon cancer, which would give her some...awful 'buttgas', as you call it. It was so awful my eyes would start watering and I'd gag whenever I took a breath. Really not fun when I was tied up at a register with her and literally couldn't get away.