So I'm walking down the street and I see a police car parked on the other side, he looks over and I wave hello. Suddenly lights and siren and dude whips a u-turn and pulls up beside me.
Cop: Did you just give me the finger!?
Me: What? No, I waved hi.
Cop: WHY?
Me: I thought you were Joe X.
Cop: And why would you think that!?
Me: Because you look like him.
Cop: I look like this Joe guy. What makes you think that?
Me: Because he's a cop, he's in your division, and you were parked outside his house.
Cop: - pauses - Oh, *Sergeant* X?
Me: Yeah.
Cop: I get that a lot.
Then he just drives off.
Me:
Posted in Roadkill because it happened on the road but feel free to move it.
Cop: Did you just give me the finger!?
Me: What? No, I waved hi.
Cop: WHY?
Me: I thought you were Joe X.
Cop: And why would you think that!?
Me: Because you look like him.
Cop: I look like this Joe guy. What makes you think that?
Me: Because he's a cop, he's in your division, and you were parked outside his house.
Cop: - pauses - Oh, *Sergeant* X?
Me: Yeah.
Cop: I get that a lot.
Then he just drives off.
Me:
Posted in Roadkill because it happened on the road but feel free to move it.
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