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  • Argue with me; YOU'LL GO BEER FREE!

    </Fluttershy>

    I think I've posted about this customer before; I'm sure I have. He was doing so well for at least 2-3 months and he fell off the bandwagon. He started drinking and doing drugs again, and it saddens me, because he was doing really well.

    Tonight, he comes in, sunglasses on at night, has a very hard time speaking ("mumble mumble beer mumble mumble how much?"). Police lieutenant is standing right behind him watching.

    "Sorry man, I'm not going to sell to you."

    "I'm not drunk." *takes off glasses* "I haven't been in all day."

    "I'm sorry."

    "You're going to sell me that beer."

    "No I'm not."

    "Yes you are."

    "No I'm not."

    *catbutt face and wander off, mumbling that I'm a mumble mumble*"

    Lieutenant said I handled it well.
    Success is not final, failure is not fatal: It is the courage to continue that counts.-Winston Churchill

  • #2
    When has arguing with the beer seller ever worked?
    PWNADE(TM) - Serve up a glass today! | PWNZER - An act of pwnage so awesome, it's like the victim got hit by a tank.

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    • #3
      Quoth Jay 2K Winger View Post
      When has arguing with the beer seller ever worked?
      I suspect about as many times arguing with a cop makes any given situation better.

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      • #4
        Ah, but hope springs eternal!

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        • #5
          Looks like he needs to work on his Jedi/Sith mind powers...
          This was one of those times where my mouth says "have a nice day" but my brain says "go step on a Lego". - RegisterAce
          I can't make something magically appear to fulfill all your hopes and dreams. Believe me, if I could I'd be the first person I'd help. - Trixie

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          • #6
            Quoth RealUnimportant View Post
            Looks like he needs to work on his Jedi/Sith mind powers...
            LOL beat me to it.

            "I am not the drunk you're looking for"

            ::waves hand::

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            • #7
              Quoth Jay 2K Winger View Post
              When has arguing with the beer seller ever worked?
              Never has, never will.
              If anyone breaks the three pint rule, they'll be running all night to the pisser and back.

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