A Little Quiz

[Teefies2]

You are an inebriated person who comes into the store 5 minutes before closing. You want 2 packs of cigarettes. They total (for example) $9.75. You pull out all the money in your wallet and pockets, which totals $9.50. What do you do now?

A) Stare at me dumbfounded for at least 2-3 minutes that I could possible charge you more money than you have.

B) Tell me to put one of the packs of cigarettes back and pay for one.

C) Stuff all your money back into your wallet/pockets and put the total on your debit/charge card.

D) Hand me your cash and put $0.25 on your debit/charge card.

E) Do A and D

F) Do A and C

G) Do A, B, and C

H) None of the above. Got apeshit on me and demand a MANAGER because I am obviously RACIST (even though I am the same race as you).


This is a tricky quiz, kids!!!! It didn't turn out like you'd think it would !!!!!

[KatherineB]

Excuse me, where is I - All of the above?

I DEMAND I - ALL OF THE ABOVE! GET ME A MANAGER! I DEMAND YOU GET ME A MANAGER RIGHT NOW!! RACIST $^(@)$^&(@^$&)^%&)#$

(Was I close? *g*)

[Kazim]

Knowing where i am, i'm going with H, as sad as it is...

[sms001]

Quoth Kazim

Knowing where i am, i'm going with H, as sad as it is...

QFT, sigh....

[morgana]

If it "didn't turn out like you'd think it would", I'm going with either B or C.

How long are you going to keep us in suspense?

[XCashier]

Quoth morgana

If it "didn't turn out like you'd think it would", I'm going with either B or C.

How long are you going to keep us in suspense?

Yeah, B and C are what non-sucky customers do. The rest...okay, which one happened? I'm guessing H.

[RealUnimportant]

A, then C, which gets declined, so let's try D, which also gets declined, and finally H.

[sms001]

Ah! Double Decline Quadfecta! That WAS tricky! (Seriously? Not a quarter in your bank account and you have NO IDEA?)

Quoth Teefies2

I am obviously RACIST (even though I am the same race as you).

Well, not quite. YOU are a member of the human race, and Inebriated is obviously a SC: a different race altogether which just happens to resemble us. (Telltale signs include permanent CBF, grasping tentacles, shrieking voices, and no visible common sense.)

[Teefies2]

Quoth KatherineB

Excuse me, where is I - All of the above?

I DEMAND I - ALL OF THE ABOVE! GET ME A MANAGER! I DEMAND YOU GET ME A MANAGER RIGHT NOW!! RACIST $^(@)$^&(@^$&)^%&)#$

(Was I close? *g*)

I am soooooo sorry! I forgot "all of the above" !!!! Would a 3 year extension on your CS membership be adequate compensation? No??? How about a lifetime membership?

[Teefies2]

Okay no more suspense. Inebriated customer did:


::: wait for it :::


A and D. Yes, stared at me dumbfounded for a few minutes, then handed me all of his cash and put $0.25 (TWENTY-FIVE CENTS!!!!!!!!) on his debit card.

Just when you thought it was safe to back in the water (cookies for reference)