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    So it seems some of my esteemed co-workers cannot figure out how to put a call on hold, or pick up a call on hold.

    No problem! My store made little signs (typewritten, in accordance with comapny policy), that are posted above each phone on the salesfloor, listing the sequences of buttons you push to put somebody on hold, pick up a call on hold, or make a page.

    This means any person with too much time on their hands and a hankering to pull a prank can walk up to any phone, get the keypad sequence to page somebody, and page for Ollie Tabooker, Harrison Patrick Ness, Jack Mehoff, Mike Rotch, or Irving Patrick Freleigh (if anybody tries that one, I am so going to answer the phone) to come to the front of the store.

    I'll keep you posted. I know this is going to be abused big time.
    Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.

    "I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost daily

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    I'm trying, but I don't get this one
    Ollie Tabooker

    Feeling a little slow today....

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    • #3
      Ollie Tabooker=I'll eat a booger.

      Go ahead, say it really fast!
      Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.

      "I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost daily

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      • #4
        Quoth Irving Patrick Freleigh View Post
        Ollie Tabooker=I'll eat a booger.

        Go ahead, say it really fast!
        Ewwwwwwwwwww . . . I think I'd rather be calling for Mike Hunt
        Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)

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        • #5
          You also forgot Betty Tapterhas.
          Age and wisdom don't necessarily go together. Some people just become stupid with more authority.

          "Who put the goat in there? The yellow goat I ate."

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          • #6
            We have our page function coded into its own button on most of the digital phones around the sales floor, now that you mention it I'm surprised as hell that there hasn't been any customer pranks (to my knowledge anyway). We've had the occasional customer page for customer assistance for themselves or for a cleanup, but that's pretty rare. (We have employee-perpetrated intercom pranks quite frequently, but those would happen whether we had a page button or not.)
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            • #7
              Quoth Irving Patrick Freleigh View Post
              Harrison Patrick Ness
              Help? Need translation.

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              • #8
                Quoth Tria View Post
                Help? Need translation.
                I know this one!!!

                Harry Penis

                (and thanks for the above translation guys LOL)

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                • #9
                  Since we're stealing them from The Simpsons, may I suggest Homer Sexual?
                  Unseen but seeing
                  oh dear, now they're masquerading as sane-KiaKat
                  There isn't enough interpretive dance in the workplace these days-Irv
                  3rd shift needs love, too
                  RIP, mo bhrionglóid

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                  • #10
                    And let's not forget Mr. Koholic, first name Al!
                    "Eventually one outgrows the fairy tales of childhood, belief in Santa and the Easter Bunny, and believing that SCs are even capable of imagining themselves in our position."
                    --StanFlouride

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                    • #11
                      There's also Wayne Kerr and Nick O'Teen.
                      ludo ergo sum

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                      • #12
                        There's Dick Hertz, IP Freely, and Heywood Jablome. There's also first name, Sasse. Example: Nick Sasse
                        The Grand Galactic Inquisitor hears all and sees all.

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                        • #13
                          Amagad, this one killed me! We had to attend a class a few weeks ago. The subject? "How to transfer calls". Granted, it gave some information on where certain calls should go, and crap like that, but come on! Four and a half years and this is what I have to look forward to?

                          Worst part was, there were some people in there that I KNOW have been with us for over a year going

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