Stump The Demo Girl

[Jester]

I really hope that someone ruins this horrible woman's Christmas. Please, someone...ruin her Christmas! Because she really, really deserves it!

I'm worse... I thought of all the kids with no arms and legs... Bob, in the pool; Matt trying to ring the doorbell; Patty on the grill; Cookie in the oven; Rich in the bank...

Art on the wall.
Stew in the hot tub.
Russell in the leaves.
Doug buried six feet under.
Douglas buried three feet under.
Mike on top of a podium.
Phil in a hole.
Jack under your car.
Bill in the mailbox.
Skip waterskiing.
Rob holding up a bank.
Homer flying over a fence.
Barb on the fence.
Curt and Rod holding up your curtains.
Sandy on the beach.
Frank sitting on the grill with Patty.
Derek looking for oil.

[celticgrl]

I really hope that someone ruins this horrible woman's Christmas. Please, someone...ruin her Christmas! Because she really, really deserves it!

I managed to accomplish that I think she came back in the last day of the road show this time with all 7 of her kids wanting to try the goodies but wouldn't you know it I ruined her Christmas because I was all out of goodies to give out

She didn't say the words but the look on her face was priceless when I had to say sorry I am all out.