Authority warn that smoking is a health hazard

[the lawsmeister]

Victory Sabre's story reminded me of something that happened at a friend's workplace. I can't recall the full details but the long & short of it was:
Semi driver backs up to make delivery/pickup
Semi driver somehow manages to flatten battery in semi and can't start engine to leave.
Semi driver decides that as he's on a hill he'll roll start truck
Semi driver presumably forgets that in order for compression brakes to work engine must be running.
Semi driver drives over top of several cars in employee carpark.

it was pure luck that he didn't kill anyone, the site is smoke free zone but management turns a blind eye to anyone who went to their cars for a cigarette