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I'm on my way to get a cuppa but find that the stairway is blocked by some CWs attempting to get a rather large box up the stairs. It proves to be too unwieldy for them so after a bit of conversating, they start to roll the box, end over end, up the stairs. As they get to the top I notice that the box they are somersaulting contains our BRAND NEW, $3000 PRINTER. I mean, come on - there are at least 4 strapping young-ish lads within 2 office doors that would have helped bring it up. On the plus side, it seems to work fine after getting it all set up.
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WTF? If they'd broken the printer, the damage would have been classed as "abuse by customer" - say goodbye to the warranty. Some people need to get a clue, others (like these) need to get a clue-by-four applied to their heads.Any fool can piss on the floor. It takes a talented SC to shit on the ceiling. -
Good thing management didn't see that ...Comment
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Now a member of that alien race called Management.
Yeah, you see that right. Pink. Harness.Comment
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>_<
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*walks off to join RW*
Some people. (Some managers!)
1129. I will refrain from casting Dimension Jump and Magnificent Mansion on every police box we pass.
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I... I don't have the words.
Mr. Neil Patrick Harris? Could you help me express what I'm feeling here?
...yeah, that about covers it.PWNADE(TM) - Serve up a glass today! | PWNZER - An act of pwnage so awesome, it's like the victim got hit by a tank.
There are only Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse because I choose to walk!Comment
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*sneaks quietly behind RW to try and ste- er, "acquire" some bacon*Quoth RootedPhoenix View Post"For a musician, the SNES sound engine is like using Crayola Crayons. Nobuo Uematsu used Crayola Crayons to paint the Sistine Chapel." - Jeremy Jahns (re: "Dancing Mad")
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Acts of Gord – Read it, Learn it, Love it!
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Company I used to work for had a new industrial control computer delivered. The code name of the project was "Elvis". When they moved the computer up a LOOONG set of metal stairs, it slipped and tumbled all the way back outside.
Yes, the standard joke was "Elvis has left the building".
And No, it never worked right.
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Am I the only one here not surprised by this one bit?Quoth Dadeo View PostKnowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.
"I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost dailyComment
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