Me: you're ever present receptionist
Caller: some choad
Me: thank you for calling (redacted), how may I direct your call?
Caller: Are you open today?
Me: (pause)... Yes?
Caller: ok, thanks!
Well, gee, why would I be answering the phone asking you where to send you if we weren't open? Sure, i come in when we're closed just to dash your hopes of us being open against the rocks of despair. When we're not open calls get routed to voice mail, no answering service.
Caller: some choad
Me: thank you for calling (redacted), how may I direct your call?
Caller: Are you open today?
Me: (pause)... Yes?
Caller: ok, thanks!
Well, gee, why would I be answering the phone asking you where to send you if we weren't open? Sure, i come in when we're closed just to dash your hopes of us being open against the rocks of despair. When we're not open calls get routed to voice mail, no answering service.
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