What the title says - a list of the weird shit people got stuck in various body parts this year. NSFW cos some of the holes they plugged were private organs. And some of the stuff stuffed into other holes were also NSFW
Deadspin.com: What Did We Get Stuck In Our Rectums This Year?
My favorites:
Nose: Dixie cup. ... seriously? how the hell did that even FIT?
Throat:
- [blank]Maxi Pad[/blank]. I'm not sure I want to know WHY you were trying to eat that...
- Model toy airplane. ... how big was it?
Male parts:
- "piece of timber".... talk about stuffing wood into your wood!
- soda can pop top. Um ouch?
Female Parts:
- "patient states she slipped & fell on a toy truck while cleaning" ... cos yeah I always clean the house naked you know.
- bed post.
Backside:
- French bread. ... I just hope it wasn't hot from the oven!
- artificial christmas tree branch ... what? were you trying to be the star on top of the tree?
- "stuck toy in rectum and broke off, saw mom insert tampon and mimicked" ... you mean Mom was suppose to do this in front of me?
Deadspin.com: What Did We Get Stuck In Our Rectums This Year?
My favorites:
Nose: Dixie cup. ... seriously? how the hell did that even FIT?
Throat:
- [blank]Maxi Pad[/blank]. I'm not sure I want to know WHY you were trying to eat that...
- Model toy airplane. ... how big was it?
Male parts:
- "piece of timber".... talk about stuffing wood into your wood!
- soda can pop top. Um ouch?
Female Parts:
- "patient states she slipped & fell on a toy truck while cleaning" ... cos yeah I always clean the house naked you know.
- bed post.
Backside:
- French bread. ... I just hope it wasn't hot from the oven!
- artificial christmas tree branch ... what? were you trying to be the star on top of the tree?
- "stuck toy in rectum and broke off, saw mom insert tampon and mimicked" ... you mean Mom was suppose to do this in front of me?
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