Taxi Tales: Lost and Bewildered

[Jay 2K Winger]

What is with the pants surrendering lately? Are you trying to build a giant ball of pants so that you can set them on fire?

Methinks you need to put that in your user title...."Official Pants Man" or something like that...

I can neither confirm or deny my intentions to corner the market on pants.

Sort of a holdover from another board I frequent. We greet all newcomers with an order of "drop your pants" or "surrender your pants."

[BrenDAnn]

Welcome to Customers Suck, and I can't wait to hear more of your stories! Jay, don't mind fireheart, I get a good laugh out of your pants surrendering ordering. Cranky Cabbie, please, share the story of how to order a cab by faking oyur own death. It sounds fascinating!