Sorry, the name we gave this woman lends itself to thoughts of the scene from Mystery Men where they are auditioning that group of loser superhero wannabes.
Anyway this is a story from my wife and the furniture restoration company where she works.
Call comes in from the insurance company. It seems that during transit and storage a rat had managed to get inside her sofa. As it was being unloaded off the truck the woman claims to have seen the rat scurry out of the sofa and into the woods.
Not a problem, being a beautiful overstuffed leather sofa cleaning it will be far less expensive than a new one and my wife has the name of a place that can rip the leather off, clean out the stuffing and rat droppings, clean and condition the leather, add new stuffing, put the whole thing back together in short order.
And at about 1/3 the cost of a new leather sofa ($1800 value new)
Technician goes out to the site to take pictures and to document the condition of the sofa. There's no smell from the sofa and there is no signs of where a rat could get into or out of a sofa. The under covering (that thin cloth that you see under sofa's and recliners) was intact and stapled so tightly that a mouse couldn't get in or out, much less a rat. Technician mentions it to the owner and she goes ballistic, kicking the tech out of the house.
The upholsterer goes out and says that there is no way anything could have gotten into the couch. Finally Rat Sofa Woman admits that she saw a deat rat on the arm of the sofa. The upholsterer looks at the armrest and sees nothing. Had a rat died there, there would have been stains of when the rat loses control of it's bodily functions not to mention the stains caused by decomposition. This means that the rat was either already dead and mummified, or Rat Sofa was full of poop. Upholsterer calls my wife, wife calls insurance company, insurance company authorizes a good cleaning and conditioning of the leather.
Rat Sofa Woman will have none of this "I will not have my children sitting on something that has had a dirty, filthy, disease-ridden rat on it. I want (say it with me boys and girls) a new sofa.
Now we have the battle lines drawn. Rat sofa wants a new sofa, Insurance company wants to pay as little as possible and is being generous in offering a full professional cleaning, The upholsterer wants to start so he can move on to other projects and my wife wants to close the case so she never has to deal with Rat Sofa Woman ever again.
I'll keep you posted as new developments come in.
Mongo
Anyway this is a story from my wife and the furniture restoration company where she works.
Call comes in from the insurance company. It seems that during transit and storage a rat had managed to get inside her sofa. As it was being unloaded off the truck the woman claims to have seen the rat scurry out of the sofa and into the woods.
Not a problem, being a beautiful overstuffed leather sofa cleaning it will be far less expensive than a new one and my wife has the name of a place that can rip the leather off, clean out the stuffing and rat droppings, clean and condition the leather, add new stuffing, put the whole thing back together in short order.
And at about 1/3 the cost of a new leather sofa ($1800 value new)
Technician goes out to the site to take pictures and to document the condition of the sofa. There's no smell from the sofa and there is no signs of where a rat could get into or out of a sofa. The under covering (that thin cloth that you see under sofa's and recliners) was intact and stapled so tightly that a mouse couldn't get in or out, much less a rat. Technician mentions it to the owner and she goes ballistic, kicking the tech out of the house.
The upholsterer goes out and says that there is no way anything could have gotten into the couch. Finally Rat Sofa Woman admits that she saw a deat rat on the arm of the sofa. The upholsterer looks at the armrest and sees nothing. Had a rat died there, there would have been stains of when the rat loses control of it's bodily functions not to mention the stains caused by decomposition. This means that the rat was either already dead and mummified, or Rat Sofa was full of poop. Upholsterer calls my wife, wife calls insurance company, insurance company authorizes a good cleaning and conditioning of the leather.
Rat Sofa Woman will have none of this "I will not have my children sitting on something that has had a dirty, filthy, disease-ridden rat on it. I want (say it with me boys and girls) a new sofa.
Now we have the battle lines drawn. Rat sofa wants a new sofa, Insurance company wants to pay as little as possible and is being generous in offering a full professional cleaning, The upholsterer wants to start so he can move on to other projects and my wife wants to close the case so she never has to deal with Rat Sofa Woman ever again.
I'll keep you posted as new developments come in.
Mongo
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