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  • Hilarious Obituary

    I read obituaries for funsies. (I know, Im demented)

    This may be the best one I've ever read. Apparently, the author wrote it himself before his death. Thought Id share.

    http://lancasteronline.com/obituarie...E--Holden.html

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    He has had a number of other wives recently, none of which were his.


    That one caught me by surprise...well done sir.
    "That's too bad. Hospitals aren't fun to fight through."
    "What IS fun to fight through?"
    "Gardens. Electronics shops. Antique stores, but only if they're classy."

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      It sounds like I would have loved to have known him!
      EVE Online: 99% of the time you sit around waiting for something to happen, but that 1% of action is what hooks people like crack, you don't get interviewed by the BBC for a WoW raid.

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      • #4
        I can only imagine what his kids had to say about him.

        Sounds like he was a really fun guy to be around.
        Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)

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