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    So I was working early on the night about midnight, bored as hell. I look at the security cameras, which show the view of the back and see an old man, hence called banana boy (BB), prowling around there. He goes up the street, be himself, past the parking, down again, for so many times that I consider calling the police. Really I lost count of how time times he prowled. He certainly looks suspicious. He looks like he's looking for something. The entrance? But everyone knows the entrance is on the front right? There is an entrance on the back but no one uses it. And I mean no one. I don't know why.

    He disappears from sight and I guess he uses it because I see him coming from the back of the building. I poke my head out and ask if he's alright. he seems edgy kind of strung out.

    Me: Insomniacs should sleep and stay asleep
    BB: Banana boy

    Me: Can I help you?

    BB: No I uh....was....just looking for ah....a banana.

    Me: Banana?

    BB: Yes a banana.

    Me: Er...I'm sorry, but we have no bananas this time of night.

    BB: *surprised* You sure?

    Me: Yeah

    BB: Positive?

    Me: Yeaaaap.

    BB: So....you're tellin' me....you don't have bananas till morning? It will help me sleep.

    Me: Yep. I'm sorry.

    BB: Ha. Ha. *leaves, rolling eyes*

    Can you believe 5 years working here I've never been asked for a banana? And what's up with him prowling around our property like that. Makes me wish sleeping gas were legal.

    P.S I googled "does bananas make you sleep" and the internet (yahoo) said yes. Then I googled, "Does a banana give you energy" and the internet (yahoo) said yes. So....sleepy energy? Energized sleep? Oh well IDC.
    Can't reason with the unreasonable.
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  • #2
    Quoth HotelMinion View Post
    BB: So....you're tellin' me....you don't have bananas till morning?
    Yes, we have no bananas.
    Come on, someone had to say it...
    Life's too short to drink cheap beer

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    • #3
      I was thinking of a different kind of banana >_>
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      • #4
        Quoth seigus View Post
        Yes, we have no bananas.
        Come on, someone had to say it...
        As summed up by my brother Tom

        HARRY IT SUCKS
        I'm lost without a paddle and headed up SH*T creek.
        -- Life Sucks Then You Die.


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        • #5
          according to this it's a muscle relaxant.

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          • #6
            Quoth Racket_Man View Post
            As summed up by my brother Tom

            HARRY IT SUCKS
            If only HotelMinion worked in Scranton. Le sigh.
            Women can do anything men can.
            But we don't because lots of it's disgusting.
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            • #7
              Was he a time lord by any chance?
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              • #8
                Quoth PepperElf View Post
                according to this it's a muscle relaxant.
                That rules out the other kind of banana.
                When you start at zero, everything's progress.

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                • #9
                  Quoth Kanalah View Post
                  Was he a time lord by any chance?
                  No, that's celery, not bananas.

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                  • #10
                    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SsSZfYUswLA
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