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  • Evil Queen
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    Quoth Rapscallion View Post
    The only problem with that is that when someone goes offline, they appear as online for up to fifteen minutes or so. There's a chance you will miss them. The report button gets an email to all mods, so it guarantees a faster response.

    Of course, I don't mind being the sole object of your affections...

    Rapscallion
    *gives affections*

    I'll be sure to hit the report button in the future then.

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  • Pedersen
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    Quoth katie kaboom View Post
    Is that why you automatically get logged out of the site when you don't do anything for a while?
    A cape! There's a tugging on my cape! Someone not yet asleep? Egads! I must try harder!

    Seriously, as a general rule, you are pretty close to correct. The other part of it is that a site can use a cookie to track your login. So, for instance, if you're on your home computer, and tell customerssuck.com to remember you, it sets a cookie that has a far flung expire date. Once that date comes, you'll have to log in again (but that's usually sometime around 2038 for that sort of thingm which has a lot to do with how computers measure time, but that's *way* outside of this discussion).

    Now, if your web browser doesn't save those cookies, or if it purges all of them on exit, or you regularly purge them, then those sites will "forget" about you, and you will have to log in.

    Sites with higher security requirements (banks, for example) will not provide that option. Instead, they will require that your browser re-contact them once every so often (again, around that fifteen minute mark). When the web browser contacts the server, it gets an updated cookie to give you another chunk of time (15 minutes, again).

    There are other ways to track your browser during return visits, but the cookie is the easiest to use, and most popular.

    *checks for pulse/breathing* Yep, looks asleep now. Maybe comatose. Boredom, sleep, and snoring. My work here is done!

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  • katie kaboom
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    Quoth Pedersen View Post

    So, what forum authors (and others) have done is to determine the longest time you are likely to be disconnected from the server while still reading content from that server. If you haven't gotten back in touch with the server after that time, it's a pretty safe bet that you're not actually reading the content, and are actually offline.
    Is that why you automatically get logged out of the site when you don't do anything for a while? I always wondered about that. I figured it cuts down on the site lagging cause so many people are signed on at once.

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  • Pedersen
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    Quoth Rapscallion View Post
    It's fairly standard on forum software. No idea why they do it. Probably something technical.
    "Look! It's techno-babble man!"

    That's right, it is I, the man with the power to confuse and bore you into a complete sleep.

    Here's the rundown on why this is done.

    The web browser talks to the web server using a method called HTTP (Hyper Text Transport Protocol). HTTP was defined to make a short connection to a remote server, retrieve data over that connection, and then close the connection.

    This is different from instant messenger methods, which open a connection, and then leave that connection open. As a result, when the instant messenger connection is closed, you know that the program which was handling the instant messenging is no longer talking to the server in any way, and the person is definitely offline.

    HTTP, though, is meant for you to read without being connected to the server. As a result, you might be reading a page from a thread for a good long while before you talk to the server again. As far as you're concerned, you're still online and active. However, the server doesn't know that.

    So, what forum authors (and others) have done is to determine the longest time you are likely to be disconnected from the server while still reading content from that server. If you haven't gotten back in touch with the server after that time, it's a pretty safe bet that you're not actually reading the content, and are actually offline.

    Now, if you'll excuse, the Home for Geriatric Insomniacs has asked me to do a talk about the many advantages of asynchronous transfer technology. Up, up, and away!

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  • Rapscallion
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    It's fairly standard on forum software. No idea why they do it. Probably something technical.

    Rapscallion

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  • Shangri-laschild
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    Quoth Rapscallion View Post
    The only problem with that is that when someone goes offline, they appear as online for up to fifteen minutes or so.
    Why is that?

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  • Rapscallion
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    The only problem with that is that when someone goes offline, they appear as online for up to fifteen minutes or so. There's a chance you will miss them. The report button gets an email to all mods, so it guarantees a faster response.

    Of course, I don't mind being the sole object of your affections...

    Rapscallion

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  • Evil Queen
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    Raps, you'd get Uber Points if you did.

    Normally, when I see something that I think should have an eye kept on, I'll just drop a PM to a Mod that happens to be online at the time.

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  • Rapscallion
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    In a similar vein, I keep wanting to change this thread title to 'Hail to the mods' for an Evil Dead reference

    Rapscallion

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  • Becks
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    Fair enough, Fearless Leaderâ„¢.

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  • Rapscallion
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    That's a standard bit of text that I could change, but I've never really felt the need to.

    Rapscallion

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  • Becks
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    I always feel weird reporting for smilie only posts because of this: Note: This is ONLY to be used to report spam, advertising messages, and problematic (harassment, fighting, or rude) posts.

    Although smilie only posts aren't encouraged.

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  • Broomjockey
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    That's right. Even if we don't do anything, we keep a close eye on anything that's been reported, as it's better to know in advance if something might go down hill.

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  • Boozy
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    If there is ever a question between reporting a post and not reporting, I hope that you and others will continue to report.

    Sometimes no action needs to be taken, but we really appreciate getting the heads up on things that could be problematic.

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  • marasbaras
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    Screw you all! Report me, too! I hate being left out!

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