Because I'm.......Tackyyyyyyyyy (video PG-13ish) - MERGED into a mega-thread

[Tama]

Hey, he's bodiless, not dead...

[wolfie]

You mean, Eowyn? I think she prefers to split Nazgul heads.

Nope - my previous post was definitely NOT a LOTR reference.

Sauron's favourite pickup line: "What's a Nazgul like you doing in a place like this?"

[EricKei]

no man

You mean, Eowyn? I think she prefers to split Nazgul heads.

[Chanlin]

Like most "rules" in the English language, the split infinitive thing is just an arbitrary rule a bunch of schmucks decided needed to exist a little over 100 years ago or so.

It's a huge source of argument even, but I always live by the hard fast rule: If changing the order of the words doesn't change the meaning of the sentence then it was correct to begin with.

[wolfie]

It's a felony to me, damn it. It makes me want to literally smack a crowbar upside his stupid head.

.........NOW HE'S GOT ME DOING IT! AAAAAAAARGH!

Are you planning to boldly split infinitives where no man (or no one, depending on whether it's the original or the reboot) has split infinitives before?

[EricKei]

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA! *carves another notch on his dictionary*

[Jay 2K Winger]

*wanders off looking for his crowbar*

.........NOW HE'S GOT ME DOING IT! AAAAAAAARGH!

[EricKei]

It's a felony to me, damn it. It makes me want to literally smack a crowbar upside his stupid head.

*wanders off looking for his crowbar*

[Jay 2K Winger]

Well...to the best of my knowledge, "don't split infinitives" isn't really considered a felony-class word crime anymore once you finish school These days, it's a minor citation, at worst.

It's a felony to me, damn it. It makes me want to literally smack a crowbar upside his stupid head.

[EricKei]

Well...to the best of my knowledge, "don't split infinitives" isn't really considered a felony-class word crime anymore once you finish school These days, it's a minor citation, at worst.

[Jay 2K Winger]

I like "Word Crimes" but now I can't get over the fact that there's a word crime committed in the song.

"Try your best to not drool" -- DON'T SPLIT THE INFINITIVE!

[EricKei]

Actually, this is Al's first-ever #1 album ever...which kinda surprised me, until I remembered that that's the *overall* chart; #1 in comedy albums all day long, sure, but even for a legend like Al, this is quite an impressive feat.

[tropicsgoddess]

I loved the Jack Black part...

Because I'm tackyyyyyyyyy......43 bumper stickers and a YOLO license plate! Bring along my coupon book whenever I'm on a date! Practice my twerking moves in line at the DMV *cute the twerking!* Took the whole bowl of restaurant mints, 'cause hey it said they're free!

[lordlundar]

(Yay, his album hit #1!)

That's not terribly surprising. considering how he's treated in the music industry and by fans (essentially Jesus) I would be surprised if it DIDN'T hit #1.

[XCashier]

Speaking of Al, here's an interesting article: What Small Businesses Can Learn from Weird Al’s #1 Hit Album

(Yay, his album hit #1!)