Call centers might force employees to wear these in the future...

[lordlundar]

It's real apparently:
Lauren McCarthy's web page.

Looks like she's actually an abstract artist *separate rant here that is already on fratching* so I don't see it becoming marketable any time soon.

[NightAngel]

It's real apparently:
Lauren McCarthy's web page.

She is also making a machine to hug you good-bye when you leave places.

Maybe it'll hug you goodbye when you tell the employer that wants you to wear the hat to F-Off?

[draggar]

As for the sun in the UK being legit, it's a tabloid at best, though it wouldn't surprise me if someone did make it.

True, something about the spike jabbing into their head that didn't make sense to me.

[lordlundar]

Don't joke - some retail establishments in Argentina require their workers to wear diapers to reduce on bathroom breaks.

There was a case at the Molson plant here a little while ago that revolved around the line workers being denied washroom breaks and the suggestion for them from management was to wear diapers.

As for the sun in the UK being legit, it's a tabloid at best, though it wouldn't surprise me if someone did make it.

[dendawg]

Don't joke - some retail establishments in Argentina require their workers to wear diapers to reduce on bathroom breaks.

[draggar]

This idea ranks right up there with the idea of replacing chairs in office cubicles with toilets, thereby replacing the need for bathroom breaks :P

Don't joke - some retail establishments in Argentina require their workers to wear diapers to reduce on bathroom breaks.

[Broomjockey]

This idea ranks right up there with the idea of replacing chairs in office cubicles with toilets, thereby replacing the need for bathroom breaks :P

Oi, that's a way better idea than this one. After all, if someone's camping in your cubicle, not letting you work, you can just let one rip to make them leave!

[El Pollo Guerrera]

Um... has anyone asked Gravekeeper what he thinks about this yet?

[iradney]

That's not a smile...that's a "OH GOD HELP ME" rictus of a grin..

[gremcint]

You know they say smiling takes less energy but face always felt tired after smiling all day at some jobs.

[HYHYBT]

So is the Sun like Weekly World News, or is this for real?

(I'll keep my head uncovered, thanks)

[Talon]

Didn't I see something like this in the movie "A Clockwork Orange"?

This idea ranks right up there with the idea of replacing chairs in office cubicles with toilets, thereby replacing the need for bathroom breaks :P

[dendawg]

What is smaller than a nanosecond anyways?

Picoseconds, which is 1/1000 microseconds, followed by femtoseconds & attoseconds.

[DGoddessChardonnay]

I dunno. Can nanoseconds be measured on a timeclock?

What is smaller than a nanosecond anyways? 'Cause that's about how long it'll last at my store if they came up with something similar to use in a grocery store setting.

More like somebody will be tempted to take that torture device and shove it up the designer's netheregions sideways until she's tasting the tip of that microphone on her tonsils.

Why no, I didn't see what happened . . .

[RecoveringKinkoid]

It is. Can you imagine how long one of those would last until a law suit occurred?

Rapscallion

I dunno. Can nanoseconds be measured on a timeclock?