The Catholic version...
Jesus came to a place,and there was a woman there caught in adultery.And he gathered them together and spake saying 'If there is anyone here who is without sin,let them cast the first stone.'And a stone came flying through the air and knocked the woman to the ground.And Jesus was much annoyed and said in a loud voice 'Mother,I do wish you'd stop doing that.'
Jesus came to a place,and there was a woman there caught in adultery.And he gathered them together and spake saying 'If there is anyone here who is without sin,let them cast the first stone.'And a stone came flying through the air and knocked the woman to the ground.And Jesus was much annoyed and said in a loud voice 'Mother,I do wish you'd stop doing that.'