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An alien spaceship visits earth, and lands at a gas station. A little green man climbs out and approaches the station, while his buddy waits in the ship.
He walks up to one of the gas pumps, and says, "Take me to your leader!"
After receiving no response, he gets annoyed, smacks the top of it, and says again, "Take me to your leader!"
After being ignored a second time, he becomes furious, and starts threatening the gas pump.
"If you ignore me again, I will blast you. Now take me to your leader!"
Still no response, so the alien pulls out his ray gun and blasts the pump with it. The whole station goes up in a huge fiery explosion, sending the alien flying backward about 20 feet.
Dazed and confused, he picks himself up, dusts himself off, and starts walking back to the spaceship, where his buddy is waiting.
"That was one tough guy," says his buddy.
Climbing back into the ship, the other one answers, "You'd be tough too, if you could stick your dick in your ear."
He walks up to one of the gas pumps, and says, "Take me to your leader!"
After receiving no response, he gets annoyed, smacks the top of it, and says again, "Take me to your leader!"
After being ignored a second time, he becomes furious, and starts threatening the gas pump.
"If you ignore me again, I will blast you. Now take me to your leader!"
Still no response, so the alien pulls out his ray gun and blasts the pump with it. The whole station goes up in a huge fiery explosion, sending the alien flying backward about 20 feet.
Dazed and confused, he picks himself up, dusts himself off, and starts walking back to the spaceship, where his buddy is waiting.
"That was one tough guy," says his buddy.
Climbing back into the ship, the other one answers, "You'd be tough too, if you could stick your dick in your ear."