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If so, it has to have the following people as members:
1. The Narcissist.
Lifts one weight per hour. Mostly flexes his muscles at the mirrors, sneaking occasional peeks to see if anyone's admiring him.
2. The Lycra Lass.
Skinny. Wears tight clothing. Shouldn't be here.
3. The Man Who Makes A Meal Of Everything.
Will always go "Huuuuuuaaaagggghhh!" every time he lifts a weight, and will grunt whenever he puts it down. When he's on the treadmill, he will visibly pant and groan.
4. The Alpha Male.
Stays on the treadmill for 18 hours straight. Will visibly sneer if anyone leaves the gym before he does.
5. The Bouncy Babe.
Wears tight clothing and has a very big bust. She will be jumping up and down or running on the treadmill and all the men will be gawping at her. She loves the attention, but if accused of this she will deny it to her last breath.
6. The Crotch Stuffer.
Easily noticable as he is standing there posing in scarily tight shorts in front of as many girls as possible.
7. The Lady Wot Lunches.
She's the wife/girfriend of a rich man and to her the gym is a place to socialise. She will chat in the cafe with her friends and avoid the gym part at all costs; if there's a swimming pool attached, she and her friends will be there gossiping in the sauna/jacuzzi for hours on end.
8. The Dodger.
Presses buttons, adjusts foot grips, changes seat height, messes about with the mileometer on the exercise bike. Doesn't exercise at all.
9. The Masochist.
Can be either male or female, this person hates going to the gym and views it as torture, but forces him/herself to go cuz he/she feels he/she is too fat. A lot of the time, this is all in his/her head, but you'll never get him/her to admit it.
10. The Quitter.
Goes on the treadmill or exercise bike for about 5 minutes, gives up, and goes down the pub instead. Never goes to the gym again.
1. The Narcissist.
Lifts one weight per hour. Mostly flexes his muscles at the mirrors, sneaking occasional peeks to see if anyone's admiring him.
2. The Lycra Lass.
Skinny. Wears tight clothing. Shouldn't be here.
3. The Man Who Makes A Meal Of Everything.
Will always go "Huuuuuuaaaagggghhh!" every time he lifts a weight, and will grunt whenever he puts it down. When he's on the treadmill, he will visibly pant and groan.
4. The Alpha Male.
Stays on the treadmill for 18 hours straight. Will visibly sneer if anyone leaves the gym before he does.
5. The Bouncy Babe.
Wears tight clothing and has a very big bust. She will be jumping up and down or running on the treadmill and all the men will be gawping at her. She loves the attention, but if accused of this she will deny it to her last breath.
6. The Crotch Stuffer.
Easily noticable as he is standing there posing in scarily tight shorts in front of as many girls as possible.
7. The Lady Wot Lunches.
She's the wife/girfriend of a rich man and to her the gym is a place to socialise. She will chat in the cafe with her friends and avoid the gym part at all costs; if there's a swimming pool attached, she and her friends will be there gossiping in the sauna/jacuzzi for hours on end.
8. The Dodger.
Presses buttons, adjusts foot grips, changes seat height, messes about with the mileometer on the exercise bike. Doesn't exercise at all.
9. The Masochist.
Can be either male or female, this person hates going to the gym and views it as torture, but forces him/herself to go cuz he/she feels he/she is too fat. A lot of the time, this is all in his/her head, but you'll never get him/her to admit it.
10. The Quitter.
Goes on the treadmill or exercise bike for about 5 minutes, gives up, and goes down the pub instead. Never goes to the gym again.