Kinda of a dumbass day, lots of drunk people so we ran out of salads, went in the fridge to get them while talking to another girl on headset. The cook comes in.
Cook: Are you talking to me?
ME: No headset.....actually I'm talking to the people in my head, tell me to hurt people.
Cook: oh *cue nervous laughter*
Start talking on headset to the girl
ME: You wonna have a little fun with [cook]?
Girl: of course!
ME: I told him that I hear voices an they tell me to hurt people.....tell him that I've been instatutionlize for that....
Girl: awsome!
ME: AND DON'T LAUGH!!!
Fill up the salad tub and head out. While passing by cooks area hear him say....
Cook: I feel so sorry for her.....
He wasn't suspicious at all!
Cook: Are you talking to me?
ME: No headset.....actually I'm talking to the people in my head, tell me to hurt people.
Cook: oh *cue nervous laughter*
Start talking on headset to the girl
ME: You wonna have a little fun with [cook]?
Girl: of course!

ME: I told him that I hear voices an they tell me to hurt people.....tell him that I've been instatutionlize for that....
Girl: awsome!
ME: AND DON'T LAUGH!!!
Fill up the salad tub and head out. While passing by cooks area hear him say....
Cook: I feel so sorry for her.....

He wasn't suspicious at all!

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