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He said: "It's just too hot to wear clothes today. Honey, what do you think the neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn naked?"
She said: "Probably that I married you for your money."
He said: "Ever since I first laid eyes on you, I've want to make love to you really badly."
She said: "Well, you've succeeded."
He said: "What have you been doing with all the grocery money I give you?"
She said: "Turn sideways and look in the mirror."
He said: "Let's try swapping positions tonight?"
She said: "Fine. You stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart."
She said: "Probably that I married you for your money."
He said: "Ever since I first laid eyes on you, I've want to make love to you really badly."
She said: "Well, you've succeeded."
He said: "What have you been doing with all the grocery money I give you?"
She said: "Turn sideways and look in the mirror."
He said: "Let's try swapping positions tonight?"
She said: "Fine. You stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart."