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An Alternate Creation Story
When God created Eve, he originally gave her three breasts. Eve soon found that having three breasts made it very difficult for her to work around the Garden. So, one day, she asked God, "Lord, it's so difficult having three breasts here on my chest. Would it be possible for you to remove one for me? It would make things much easier."
God heard Eve, and immediately put her to sleep. As she slept, he removed the third breast from her. When Eve awoke, she looked down at the two remaining breasts and saw that it was good. She said to God, "Thank you, Lord. This should make my life much easier. But, if you don't mind me asking, what did you do with that useless boob?"
And God made Man.
God heard Eve, and immediately put her to sleep. As she slept, he removed the third breast from her. When Eve awoke, she looked down at the two remaining breasts and saw that it was good. She said to God, "Thank you, Lord. This should make my life much easier. But, if you don't mind me asking, what did you do with that useless boob?"
And God made Man.